Madame Guinevere Predicts B/R's Future (Humor)

Shane H. by Senior Writer Written on July 07, 2009
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Andrea Claire gets Edge to the altar. Before they could exchange vows, Edge realizes he can't become champion by marrying Ms. Claire and calls it off. This engagement was WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!

Adam Testa began pledging his allegiance to the WWE and posted a picture of him and Linda McMahon on his profile.

Demetrus Stokes finally got to meet Angelina Love. She was on the other side of the courtroom when she filed harassment charges on the radio show host.

Daris Brown was also taken to court. His constant claim of being Mr. Wikipedia was contested by the actual Wikipedia web site. He lost the case and thus lost control of HTR.

Sulayman grew an identity crisis after the constant switching of his profile picture.

Scott Beeby left Australia and became a huge fan of American football.

Kevin Canny had his name legally changed to Bret Sergeant Hart.

Vitamin D discovered he's lactose intolerant.

Jason Le Blanc began spending his Christmases in Alabama with Joe Burgett.

Dub Sizzle works at a church where he helps teenagers deal with their anger issues. One of the teens mention that they heard Elijah Burke is better than Kofi Kingston. Dub proceeds to punch the kid in the face.

Jev Thorpe begins to do a prediction piece for every thing there is. His latest piece dealt with how many articles Adrian Staehle will post on people's bulletin boards. Adrian exceeded all of the predictions.

Joe Burgett traveled to San Francisco to wash Zander's car, mow his lawn, and walk his dog in hopes to finally get an Article of the Day. No dice.

Ray, Krut, and M are wanted by the F.B.I. Due to the trio, this song has been outlawed.

 

"That is all I am seeing, my crystal ball is clouded at the moment," Madame Guinevere stated.

I stood up. "But, did I ever get to meet Maryse?"

"I can't see until the ball clears up. But perhaps you need a reality check if you think you'll get Maryse."

That crashing sound occurred again. I turned to look and saw nothing. When I turned back to the psychic, I saw myself standing on a deserted street.

 

Shane Howard is a member of the Hit The Ropes Radio Show team. Tune in to HTR this and every Wednesday from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. EST. Be sure to add HTR's Web site to your favorites, YouTube us, add us on Myspace, follow us on Twitter, and join the Facebook group. Be sure to check out HTR this week as we present the first ever Ropey Awards and welcome RoH's Cary Silken.

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