My date and I looked at each other and seemingly both thought, what the heck? We took our seats.
"Well," Madame Guinevere began, "this date is not going to amount to anything, allow me to just say that from now. She will end up clingy and say she loves you after two more dates."
I threw a puzzled look at my date.
"That's a lie!" snapped my date.
"Hmm, you know what, here." I pulled out a $20 bill. "This should be enough to get you home. No need for us to continue this date."
After much huffing and bewildered looks, my date stormed off into the night.
"So, what is it that you would like to know?" asked the psychic.
"Well, I've got a really pertinent question. I write for this great web site called Bleacher Report. Of course, you already know that. What I want to know is, what does the future hold for some of the wrestling writers on B/R?"
"Ah, yes, Bleacher Report," he said, "I know it well. Very excellent web site. Lots of good writers there. So the future you say, well...
Adrian Staehle will write an article on every single professional wrestler to ever step foot in a ring and he will do all of this within a six-day span.
Ryan Michael will walk into Peyton Manning and Randy Orton in an Indianapolis mall. They tell him he can hang out with one of them and must choose right then and there. Unable to choose, Ryan goes mad.
Svyato attempts to start his own promotion but all of his wrestlers ask for their release before the first show.
Justin Thomas will guest star on Hannah Montana. The show gets cancelled after his episode airs.
Matthew Hester finds another job where he actually works. He is no longer able to produce three articles per day between the hours of nine and five.
AkD broke the Guinness World Record for longest distance chasing a celebrity. Shelton Benjamin posed alongside him for the picture.
Wrestling Uncovered finally showed himself.
Ross retired from Bleacher Report and no one noticed he left.
Celeste returned and declared the whole User Terminated thing was a joke. Everyone had since moved on and no longer cared.
Chedda Bob ended up in the hospital after trying to cook beef with some hayta.
Josh Swell submitted an article to the New York Times titled "The Top 10 Bargain Basement Stores That Will Have Me Model for Them."
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