Atlanta Hawks, Is Mr. Anderson our Neo?

Jack Bender by Correspondent Written on July 06, 2009
SHANGHAI, CHINA - OCTOBER 07:  Actor Keanu Reeves is seen on the grid before the start of the Chinese Formula One Grand Prix at the Shanghai International Circuit on October 7, 2007 in Shanghai, China.  (Photo by Mark Thompson/Getty Images) (Photo by Mark Thompson/Getty Images)
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6.  Another task for Anderson is to find a billionaire Russion oil magnate to buy out the Atlanta Spirit Group.  Someone with very deep pockets--Mark Cuban-like deep pockets.  I mean Jason Kidd for three years and 25 million dollars.  That contract might rival Speedy Claxton's deal from a few years ago.

 

7.  If he can mediate that dispute, Anderson surely can bring Bobby Cox and Yunel Escobar closer together.  See reasons above, but also I am positive that Anderson is the one guy that could get Bobby Cox to embrace Latino culture.  Of course, Escobar might not listen, but I read on Wikipedia that Anderson speaks fluent Spanish.

 

8.  How can Anderson help the Falcons’ offense?  Protecting Falcons’ franchise QB Matt Ryan is a great job for Anderson.  He definitely has longer arms than Sam Baker.  

 

9.  Goalie for the Atlanta Thrashers.  I don’t talk hockey, but I am sure Anderson can stand on his head for a few games in the NHL playoffs.  I guess the Thrashers have to get there first.

 

10.  Can you imagine the kind of statistics that DA would put up for the WNBA Atlanta Dream?  He automatically gives the Dream a presence in the middle and someone to match up with the Sparks’ Candace Parker.  It kind of scares me that I know Parker plays for the Sparks, but I am still upset with Sheldon Williams, Billy Knight, and Coach K for making it seem like Williams could play in the NBA.

 

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