Cardinals Finally Stay In First Longer Then a Day(satire)

Matt 'Frostin' FooteCorrespondent IJuly 6, 2009

NEW YORK - JUNE 22:  Albert Pujols #5 of the St. Louis Cardinals looks on during batting practice before playing the New York Mets on June 22, 2009 at Citi Field in the Flushing neighborhood of the Queens borough of New York City.  (Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images)

With the off day St.Louis fans can finally cheer. The Cardinals have now stayed in first for longer then a day in over 2 months! The Cards can thank Bud Selig and his on crack team of scheduale writers.

Tony Larussa realesed this statement: "Ya it feels good! You know. It is nice. This team has just been doing great. Playing the Brewers this week will be hard, and hopefully DeRosa can prove some worth when he returns to action."

Obviously Albert Pujols is excited: "You know. I mean last trghime we talked about this you jinxed me so just go you know. I'm Dominican."

The Cardinals will send Adam Wainright to pitch against a strong Yovani Gallardo. Looks to be a fun matchup as Pujols will attempt to single handedly take down Fielder, Braun, and Cameron.