Host Andy Catterall sang a reworked version of the 2005 Pussycat Dolls song "Don't Cha"—playing the role of Busta Rhymes, who features on the track.
Nicole looks more than a little bit uncomfortable being asked to sing, "Don't cha wish your striker was RVP? Scoring goals as easy as 1-2-3?"
There are no words.
Actually, technically there are—there are lyrics:
Cheer up Mancini (cheer up Mancini)
Arsene Wenger too (Arsene Wenger too)
You don't have anybody doing these things that this lad can do
He's the Flying Dutchman (Flying Dutchman)
It's easy to see (easy to see)
He scores when he wants, when he wants, and sometimes it's three.
"You owe me," she says at the end. And she's probably right.