The Top 10 Weirdos (Writers) in B/R World Football

Look at me, I can fly, Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee .

Okay, now thats finally out the way.

So, did you make it on the list ?

Even though I never talked with Callum, he is one of the best writers in the Arsenal community.

Honest to God, I have absolutely no idea what the hell is the thing in his profile pic, and I really, REALLY don't want to find out (White Panda poo ...... Maybe ?)

Also, here is what's written in Callum's bio : "I hate it when your team looses and the ref was fair".

Even though he has absolutely no idea, in one sentence Callum has defined Arsenal's entire season.

Now, if only you could use your witchcraft and get us Casillas,Terry,Puyol,Xavi,Messi and a 1998 version of Dennis Bergkamp for the next season.

I first met Barney when he wrote an article about Arsenal saying that he believes they will fall out of the big 4 next season.

Naturally, like any religious Arsenal fan I commented saying that Arsenal are the champions of the universe and that he is a Man Utd fan that barely knows the arts of football.

Boy, did I feel like a moron when he told me that he was a Liverpool fan, I didn't believe him so I checked out his bio. Hehehe, he turned out to be the Liverpool community leader, I felt like an idiot back then, and that is in no way Awesome (TM).

Also, Barney is the creator of the ultimate trophy, the UWCC, better known as The Useless worthless crappy cup . Just kidding, it's called the Unofficial World Club Championship (Or as Barney likes to call it, The Unbelievably Wonderful Champions Cup), a trophy like that requires a genius to create.

And Barney, whether you like or not, The UWCC will be at the Emirates next season (MWAHAHAHAAHAHA).

God, I hate this kid. You know whenever you sit with yourself and tell yourself "Man, if only I knew when I was 17 the things I know now", this guy knows (Sports wise I mean).

Yoosof is young, arrogant and gifted when it comes to writing, all these things give him a perfect chance in becoming a well known writer in the future (Hmph, jerk).

Also, Yoosof loves debates. In fact, I bet you all that after reading this article Yoosof is gonna argue with me for any reason whatsoever, it could be because he's on the list, or because he was only No.8, or simply because he didn't like his breakfast.

Yoosof, as an older friend I advise you to please act like any 17 year old and waste your time playing FIFA 09. In fact, why don't you just delete your account from B/R and spend some time fishing, playing with monkeys or even, God forbids watch Chelsea play .............. Chelsea fans your hate mail is more than welcomed (dadboughtbananas@walla.com)

If you don't slow things down, you will be the best writer in history by the age of 25,married to a super model and have a mansion with 32 rooms, eventually you will get so bored with your life that you will commit suicide by the age of 27.

And we don't want anything bad to happen to you, do we now Yoosof ?

Rocky is an all around kind of guy, he writes about all the sports here in B/R.
Known to be a fan of AC Milan and writes humouros articles(or at least HE thinks, hehehe. Beat this one Getters), Rocky is one of my best buds here on B/R, and for good reasons too.

Rocky flatters and complements everyone around him to get the friends that he has now, whether they're on the Football, Cricket, NFL or Of course the Tennis page.

And the moment you all thought that Rocky could only write about humour, he wrote his 50th article titled "Me, myself and sports" ....... In fact here's the link :

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/200086-me-myself-and-sports

Rocky changed his style from humouros to depressing in seconds, giving us a glimpse of his real life (Which isn't really that depressing, he just screwed us all to get an AOTD out of that article, that is Brilliant) and teaching us from his life experience ..................... And yes, that weird looking kid is really Rocky when he was a kid (That is one BIG head)

Also, Rocky has earned my respect so much so, that I have officialy called him The Amazing Rocky (He is amazing ....... in a strange kinda way)

Important note : Let it be known to everyone on B/R that when ever Rocky says Awesome (TM) or says that he is Awesome (TM), it's because he took it from me (In fact my name is Awesome Eldin (TM) ).

Now please remember this, Rocky might be trying to be Awesome (TM), but Awesome (TM) is trying to be Eldin.

While Deepak doesn't write a ton of articles, they are great to read even if you're not a fan of Real Madrid. But it's really Deepak's comments that made him one of the coolest guys on B/R.

Deepak is as blunt as they come, if you suck he won't try to make you feel better or complement you, he'll just say "The article sucked, delete it and start over", still not blunt enough for you, how about this ?

Until recently, Deepak wrote in his bio (and I quote) "I hate Barca fans and I want to see them suffer" .............. Ummm, Okay.

In fact, I never once saw an argument between Cool D (his cool nick name) and a Barca fan that ended with the Barca fan winning, whenever the fans say something, Cool D proves them wrong and gives them proof.

He's got all his facts together, and whenever you don't know something he always gets it for you.

In fact, with all the info he has, one could swear that he's the guy that created Wikipedia.

Now THAT is cool

Note : Every argument Cool D entered was purely civilized :)

Watashi wa subarashii (TM), this is Japanese that literally translates to "I am Awesome (TM)"

Of course I'm on the list, how can a guy not be in the Weirdos list when he is the one whos writing it.

Wanna know about me ? Of course you do.

I am Awesome (TM), by now I believe that everyone noticed that I even got Awesome (TM) trade marked (I even got it trade marked in Japanese, mind you).

Dubbed by the Queen as Aweome Eldin (TM), I plan to spend the rest of my life helping the poor and make them a little more Awesome (TM) than they are (God bless the Queen).

I know I know, a lot of people are probably sickened by my Awesome (TM) trade mark joke.

But please remember, this is my article, and I can do anything no matter how silly it is.

In fact. For my own amusement, I will upload a picture of ..............................

A keyboard cat.

Absolutely Awesome (TM)

Moving on.

Maire is a Woman, Irish and also the Arsenal co-community leader, 'nuff said.

She came from the land of the Leprechaun (Nowadays he goes by the name of Richard Dunne)

Maire is actually the main reason I joined B/R (Alden Sing was the other reason but sadly it's been 2 months since he logged in).

I was depressed from Arsenal's performance and I just wanted to know if there was any body else who shared my pain, and while searching on yahoo.com, I found articles for both Maire and Alden, and I loved the articles, but didn't join B/R right away, I saved the articles as favourites and read them every once in a while.

One day I joined B/R to comment on an article and planned to never enter it again, strangely I told myself "Why not write something ?". Never thought I'd stay a week, let alone 2 months and still going strong.

Here is a link to Maire's article : http://bleacherreport.com/articles/67266-arsene-wenger-to-leave-arsenal-and-take-up-post-as-france-national-team-manager

And here is Alden's article: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/82703-a-letter-to-arsene-wenger

Had it not been for Maire and Alden, I wouldn't even be writing this article. And for that I would like to thank them both.

P.S: Maire, that is one of the reasons I always call you Chief :D

If any of you fell victim to Alex's editing then you probably know that he is a perfectionist.

Alex always edits the articles to death, making sure there isn't a single mistake in the article, some times though, Alex changes the less attractive words into more prestigious ones.

I once fell victim to Alex's editing, I once wrote a humourous article and after Alex edited it, it ended up looking like a literature lesson.

The real magic is when Alex writes an article himself, the words he put in his articles are usually so strong, that when ever I read an article Alex wrote, I open up wiktionary.org just in case.

The way Alex writes his articles, one can't help but imagine Alex sitting with 2 Dictionaries on each lap writing whatever words that no one has absolutely no clue to what they mean.

Also, he could write about anything and you would still read it to the end, he could write about toast and still get a POTD from the reader.
I would read an article and find myself not able to stop reading it, what the ? Why am I so intrigued, I don't even like David Villa. Why did I just give it a POTD? Why am I reading it again? Why can't I stop reading it ? (Damn you Alex).

Simply put, if Willie isn't in the list then no one should.

Willie is ranked No.5 in B/R World Football even though he is the most decorated writer in B/R ( 8 AOTDs !!!!! Son of a #%@^$^@@$^).

The way Willie approaches his articles is fascinating, in one article he compared between the hights of The Invincible squad from Arsenal and the current squad and stated that that is one of the main reasons Arsenal can't hold the ball like they used to ( I don't even know what they look like, let alone how tall they are)

Also, it's Willie's consistency that made him a great hit on B/R, Willie writes about all the teams in Football in a way that is fair, entertaining and simply fun to read.

But look at his profile pic, walking off sad that he ended up as no.2, he's even wearing no.2 showing how disappointed he is.

Sorry Willie, but no.1 was just to hard to take away from this individual.

And the No.1 Weirdo (In a good way) in B/R World Football is (Drumroll people.)

It took me exactly 2 hours and 34 minutes to write Shyam's last name.

Most people know Shyam as the Arsenal co-community leader along with Maire. But ...... what else do they know ?

Most people think that Shyam Parthasarathi (DAMN IT!!!! It took me another 2 hours and 34 minutes) is a 22 year old guy from India.

Of course not , Shyam is actually................. A 10 FOOT ROBOT That came from the future to kill us all. In fact, Shyam Parthasarathi is a robotic name that literally translates to " Destroy man kind, they all suck".

Shyam's mission was to destroy us all and take over the world using the remainder of Tom Cruise's body (Obviously to create the ultimate beast).
However, on his way to planet Earth, Shyam stumbled upon non other than the evil robot, his arch nemesis, the evil Orgasmatron.

Orgasmatron shot Shyam with his gun ................ Not that gun you perverts.

Shyam made a crash landing in India, then he was forced to hide amongst the earthlings until he is fully recovered.

Sadly though, not all went according to plan. While on his way to plant the bomb that would destroy the human race, Shyam has stumbled upon an addiction that would take over his entire body and soul (Robots have a soul you know), no one in his home planet was able to cure Shyam from his disease because they didn't know the cause.

To human beings, this disease is simply referred to as Bleacher Report.

People are probably asking, How on Earth do I know all these facts ? Well, because I took my Awesome (TM) Time Machine and saw it all with my own 2 eyes (True Story).

Hope you enjoyed this one and PLEASE, if you like it press the POTD button in the middle, it's right between Take article on my B/R and Share this article.
People you now have no excuse whatsoever.

I also didn't put a lot of Awesome (TM) people, like Zahi and Salaar and many more, but that's because of all the competition in B/R.

B/R is Awesome (TM), always been and always will be.