Neymar wasn't even able to participate in Brazil's embarrassing 7-1 defeat to Germany through injury, but it didn't stop his agent, Wagner Ribeiro, from blasting boss Luiz Felipe Scolari in the aftermath.
One - being Portugal coach and winning nothing.
Two - going to Chelsea and being sacked the following day.
Three - going to coach in Uzbekistan.
Four - returning to Brazil, taking over a big team [Palmeiras] and getting them relegated to the second division.
Five - leaving the club 56 days before the end of the Brasileirao [season] to 'escape' the relegation.
Six - being an old jerk, arrogant, repulsive, conceited and ridiculous.
Fighting words from Ribeiro, indeed. The original tweet, which still exists (in Portuguese):
6 quesitos para ser técnico da Seleção Brasileira . pic.twitter.com/LRdJSgdIbC— Wagner Ribeiro (@wagneribeiro_) July 9, 2014
[Twitter, h/t Eurosport]