So what's that you listening to Lebron? O that's Shaq & The Old Body Parts ain't they tight(yea ben gay tight). So this is what you were making a big deal about all summer, this is what's going to take you to the top? Yea, if we can keep him on the floor & out of foul trouble & he can make some key free throws down the stretch for us & stop Dwight from blowing pass him & not clog the middle up (like he did you) & loose 50 lbs, he's well worth it, says Lebron.

HA HA HA HA says Kobe, don't have to worry bout seeing you in the finals.........I'm out