An Evening at Arsenal Camp

(Photo by Shaun Botterill/Getty Images)

Players practicing, running after each other, kicking balls, doing the dribbles, having a laugh, and then all of a sudden the man himself arrives. There is a sudden silence as Arsene Wenger enters the training ground. Seeing him, players left doing what they were doing and all of them gathered around him.

Arsene Wenger: Good Morning boys.

Players: Good morning boss.

AW: Why you said morning when its stated, an evening at Arsenal camp

Players: Cause you said good morning boss, and you are always correct.

AW: Good boys, you all will get a toffee after the session is over

Players: Oohhh, wow.

AW: However, I have got some good news for Jack and Aaron.

AW: Jack you have been awarded a new contract, now you will be getting crayons instead of color pencils and a new coloring book too.

Welshire: Oh my gosh, thank you boss. **he runs towards Arsene and hugs him with joy**

 AW: C’mon now jack, get up, stop crying, Aaron you have been awarded a new contract too, here is a latest Spiderman comic for you.

Ramsey: Jeez, boss you are the best, thanks Jesus I did not join United. I love you boss, you are the greatest.

AW: Aaron stop acting gay. Anyway, this calls for some celebration, Thomas bring some hot chocolate for the team along with some cookies would you.

Rosicky: **Full of happiness and joy brings the hot chocolate and cookies, but accidently drops them on his foot** … OH my lord I foot, boss I am hurt, holy crap this hurts like hell, mummyyyy !!!!

AW: Ok team he is out for a year.

Walcot:  Boss tell me why Stuart Pierce did not play me the whole game, tell me tell me tell meeeeeee.

AW: Which game?

Walcot: The Euro under 21 final boss

AW: You were at the Euro under 21? I thought you were gone to look for your lost PS3 game, go to your room.

Walcot:  **Picking up his stuff, and picture of him and Arsene together** Boss can I get a hug please.

AW: Ohhh, Alex give him a hug, not the one you gave Ade ok, no not the bear hug.

Walcot: yaaay

Song: Come to your best buddy Theo ** and then they hugged each other and all the worries that Theo had about not playing full game disappeared**

AW: **Turning his attention to Gallas he sees him uneasy with his behind** William, why are you scratching your right butt cheek.

Gallas: Iz nothing boss, just rash

AW: C’mon let me have a look at it, let the boss check what is wrong with your butt.

Gallas: ** Bends over exposing his right butt cheek to Wenger**

AW: William what the hell you do? You are missing a piece of skin.

Gallas: Noffin boss I just got a tattoo removed

AW: What tattoo?

Gallas: A special one that I had.

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