Welcome to the Onion Bag, your primary source for weird and wonderful World Cup football news!
First up today, Luis Suarez is still taking a huge bite out of global headlines, thanks to his disgraceful behaviour in Uruguay's 1-0 win over Italy. After apologizing for biting Giorgio Chiellini, the Liverpool star has now been offered a loan deal to circumvent his four-month ban. There's just one issue: it's in Kosovo.
Next up we check in with Chile's Mauricio Pinilla, who has commemorated his crossbar-bound extra time shot against Brazil with a tattoo tribute.
Finally, South Korea's national team returned home winless this week, only to be pelted by toffee.