"Well, what about the hardcore wrestling fans, Mr. McMahon?" asked Seltzer.
"What about 'em?"
"Well, don't you think this might turn them off?"
"Is this guy the only guy that's going to ask questions here? Alka Seltzer, I'm going to find out who your boss is, buy the company he owns and fire you," spewed Mr. McMahon.
"We might have a few hardcore fans tune out, but you have to think how many casual fans and fans of those kids who will tune in.
"We're looking towards the future here in the WWE. We want to hook fans from their young so they grow with us as we grow. That is why the upcoming WrestleMania will be sponsored by, none other than, Huggies."
"Joe Burgett of Joe's 411.com here, Mr. McMahon. Don't know if you know but according to the PWTorch, I'm No. 8 when it comes to wrestling news but I believe I'm at least No. 3, just sayin'," said Burgett.
"OK, do you have an actual question?" asked Mr. McMahon.
"No," answered Burgett. "I was just sayin'."
Mr. McMahon turns and whispers in the ear of one of the security officers. Instantaneously, Burgett is carried out by two burly and intoxicated individuals: one with a long beard and a thick Australian accent, the other wearing a shirt with the name Ray B. by the left chest pocket.
"Mr, McMahon, Mr. McMahon, over here," waved a reporter. "Tommy Cochran of Legacy Entertainment. Will we be seeing Triple H in some capacity at WrestleMania?"
"Well, of course. What kind of silly question is that?" asked Mr. McMahon. "He's my son-in-law. He'll definitely be at 'Mania. The plan right now is to have him versus Randy Orton in some type of match every PPV up until 'Mania and we'll finally have the blow-off match there."
"Yes, Mr. McMahon, I have a question. My name is D. Sizzle," stated an individual towards the back. "Any news on the Hall of Fame inductions? I hope to God that some rabid wolverine guy isn't up for consideration."
"Hell, NO! Such a person does not exist, nor have they ever existed in WWE's history."
"Good, good to know, sir," piped up D. Sizzle. "Oh, by the way, Kofi Kingston for champ. That is all."
"Right," said Mr. McMahon sarcastically. "Now, before I turn it over to Superman, I mean John Cena, I just wanted to add one more bit of news. There will be no matches for either women's title at 'Mania. Instead, I have hired some members of the High School Musical staff and they, along with the Divas, will put on a show no one has ever seen before.
"It's not like anyone cares about women wrestling any way. Having them dance is 10 times more entertaining. With that, I give you, John Cena."
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