Huge WrestleMania XXVI News Inside (Humor)

Shane H. by Senior Writer Written on July 03, 2009
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WrestleMania XXVI will come to you from the University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale, Arizona on March 28, 2010. 

The original theme for "The Granddaddy of Them All" was "Destruction in the Desert," but the WWE has continued their trend of rewriting things. The new theme, adhering to the whole PG movement, is now "Delight in the Desert."

In light of the new theme the WWE held a press conference yesterday to reveal the new plans. Vince McMahon, John Cena, and Rey Mysterio were on hand to represent the company.

"Mr. McMahon, Dave Seltzer here. The change in theme is due to the PG Era that the WWE is currently in. What exactly are the plans for "Delight in the Desert?"

"Good question, Mr...Seltzer, is it?" replied Mr. McMahon. "Well, many have questioned this whole PG thing that we at the WWE are doing and I felt that this was the proper place to show we mean business. WrestleMania is the grandest stage and we plan to put on the biggest kid-friendly and kick ah...butt show on the planet.

"We've partnered up with Disney Channel and have Demi Lovato singing "America the Beautiful." The National Anthem will be sung by The Jonas Brothers. And we have a special attraction match: a triple threat affair between Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Taylor Swift."

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