A League Full of Music: A Theme Song for Every MLB Team

Shanan H. by Correspondent Written on July 03, 2009
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Texas Rangers:  "Wanted Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi

A tough cowboy song for the Texas team.

 

NL East

Atlanta Braves:  "Problems (Statlanta)" by Stat Quo

Stalanta, "Your squad be bustin’ for recognition,"  Beside the bad words, it works well with Atlanta.

Florida Marlins:  "Baby Come Back" by Player

With a low budget, the Fish are always asking their players "Baby come back!"

New York Mets:  "Meltdown" by Missy Elliot

Sorry, Mets fans...heartbreak's tough.

Philli Phillies:  "Sweet Victory" by David Glen Eisley

Well, I hear winning a World Series is pretty good.

Washington Nationals:  "Beat It" by Michael Jackson

That's what Montreal told baseball's worst franchise:  "Beat it, just beat it!"

 

NL Central

Chicago Cubs:  "Heartless" by Kanye West

Baseball, and a rowdy Cub's fan, have been heartless to the Cubbies.

Cincinnati Reds:  "Coming Back to Life" by Pink Floyd

They're coming back!

Houston Astros:  "Lone Ranger Theme (William Tell Overture Finale)" by Gerlardo Rossini

Because they're from Texas and always chasing the top guys.

Milwaukee Brewers:  "Beer Song" by Adam Sandler

When in Milwaukee...

Pittsburg Pirates:  "A Pirate's Life for Me" copyright Disney Company

What's it like?

St. Louis Cardinals:  "Summer Nights" by Rascal Flatts

Normally, I'm not a fan of country, but even to me this song sounds good.  It sounds like a St. Louis Baseball song.

 

NL West

Arizona Diamondbacks:  "His Mistakes" by Ne-Yo

Some mistakes, by management and young players, have cost the D-backs.

Colorado Rockies:  "Rockie Mountain High" by John Denver

The height at that stadium makes a difference...and that height is given a tribute in this Denver song.

Los Angeles Dodgers:  "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey

Well Dodgers fans, all I can say is wait 'til next year.

San Diego:  "I'm No Superman" by Lazlo Bane

This goes out to Jake Peavey and Adrian Gonzalez.

San Francisco Giants:  "Liar Liar Pants on Fire" from The Big Comfy Couch

This one goes out to Barry Bonds.

 

So, that’s all...Thanks for reading.

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