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'#ThingsSuarezCantDo' Inevitably, Hilariously Blows Up on Twitter

NATAL, BRAZIL - JUNE 24:  Luis Suarez of Uruguay reacts during the 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil Group D match between Italy and Uruguay at Estadio das Dunas on June 24, 2014 in Natal, Brazil.  (Photo by Matthias Hangst/Getty Images)
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Sean SwabyUK Staff WriterJune 26, 2014

FIFA acted quickly and decisively against Luis Suarez after he bit Giorgio Chiellini, banning him from all football activities for four months. 

Considering how the Internet reacted to his heinous act on the memes front, the hashtag "#ThingsSuarezCantDo" unsurprisingly took off on Twitter.

Here are some of the best, which are very generous with the idea of "all football activities": 

#ThingsSuarezCantDo Be late for dinner otherwise he will get the cold shoulder.

Swanny River (@SwanstonRobert) June 26, 2014

Brendan Rodgers wants this sign on the Luis Suarez's jersey for the next Premier League #ThingsSuarezCantDo #WorldCup

Alessio (@AlessioAjPardo) June 26, 2014

@TheLadBible #ThingsSuarezCantDo Take a bite of this cake.

— Louis Copp (@Louiscopp1984) June 26, 2014

#ThingsSuarezCantDo collect the finger football boots from cereal boxes

— Greg Cameron (@greg_c92) June 26, 2014

#ThingsSuarezCantDo play table football until November

— Football Tips (@footballtips) June 26, 2014

#ThingsSuarezCantDo Replacing shot button in PS with bite :)

— Muhammad Sobhi (@MamSash) June 26, 2014

#ThingsSuarezCantDo Eat these...

— Shoot Magazine (@shootmagazine) June 26, 2014

#ThingsSuarezCantDo Get away with murder...

— The Violator (@The_Violator_) June 26, 2014




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