What Happens When Mean Boys Take Over a Blog Site

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Just stop your pointer finger from clicking on my blog because I could care less if your middle finger relays to me what you truly think of my posts.

And if you continue to coerce me from posting on this site I’ll start posting more. And I’ll follow that with recipes from Charlie Manuel and holiday gift ideas for baseball lovers from Martha Stewart.

I might even contact that lady from Hints from Heloise to gather stain fighting tips for the players who tarnish their uniforms on a slide, or worse yet, start collaborating on blog ideas with my grandma.

And for your information, a frequent reader of The Good Phight secretly emailed me to let me know this would happen, yet he encouraged me to keep posting.

So let me tell you what you can expect when you see that I’ve listed another blog. I’m a hundred pounds of pure babe and this is my skinny on the Phillies. I have words and I’m not afraid to use them. I’ve even been known to share facts via cheesy poetry. But be warned, Dr. Suess is my idol.

Matter-of-fact I feel a poem coming on now. Nope, sorry that was a side effect of tacos.

Here's the poem.

Ode to Mean Boys

Do not read my blog today

‘cause now you know it’s not your taste.

I’ve been known to skirt the stats

And post a blog that’s causes laughs.

I sometimes write these in a car

And sometimes when I’m driving far.

And at the bar

And on a star

While drinking from a Mason jar.

I love the Phils and I love men.

I’m sometimes like a mother hen.

I will not stop what’s in my head.

I will not fear what lies ahead.

So read my posts if you can make

A cake from scratch for your blind date.

But rest assured I mean to stay

And post my thoughts upon your page.

There. Put that in your pipette and BAP it.

The rest of you I’ll see at the ballpark.

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