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We start off today with World Cup runner-up Leo Messi, who seemed surprised to be selected as the tournament Golden Ball. FIFA President Sepp Blatter and Diego Maradona have both expressed their doubts over the Argentinean taking home the coveted gong.
Next up, we have a very magical story for you: Illusionist Dynamo wowed the folks at Sky Sports News this week when he made some startlingly accurate World Cup predictions.
And finally, Jack Wilshere might be in some proverbial hot water once again after being caught getting up to no good in some literal hot water in Las Vegas.
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