Peter Odemwingie plays for Nigeria. Nigeria played to a 0-0 draw with Iran in their World Cup opener. These things we know.
What we don't know is what on Earth Odemwingie meant with the above tweet on Monday. Let's try to break it down.
1) Foreset Origo: This could be intended as "fons et origo," a Latin expression meaning "source and origin."
2) Crinkum-Crankum: Defined by Oxford Dictionaries as "Elaborate decoration or detail."
3) The Bermuda Triangle: The location of numerous mysterious disappearances of ships and planes.
So we're left with... The draw against Iran was the source and origin of some elaborate detail to be directed at us, which was caught in the Bermuda Triangle.
Odemwingie proceeded to 'clarify':
The state of OGaM ogam was rejected by the eagles with a higi haga style to avoid a calamitous end that brings odoriferous Saga— Peter Odemwingie (@OdemwingieP) June 23, 2014
While Twitter user @Adje_O actually provided some helpful insight.
@ValdirAFC there's a Nigerian politician who talks so much nonsense like this. Odemwingie is mocking him— Adje (@Adje_O) June 23, 2014
So, in conclusion, Peter Odemwingie's satire is probably too next-level for us.