Michael Owen: The Athlete, the Ambassador, the Icon, the Waste of Money

Owen Watson by Correspondent Written on July 01, 2009
NEWCASTLE, UNITED KINGDOM - APRIL 27:  Michael Owen of Newcastle looks on after a miss during the Premier League  match between Newcastle United and Portsmouth at St James' Park on April 27, 2009 in Newcastle Upon Tyne, England.  (Photo by Stu Forster/Getty Images) (Photo by Stu Forster/Getty Images)
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Admittedly, Owen's "goals per starts" ratio remains impressive, but this clearly ignores those games where he is coming back from injury, yet includes any goals he scores at this time. The fact that he is making fewer starts as a proportion to his goals skews the stat in his favour. It wouldn't be the first time he'd received a massage to help his career out, would it?

Speaking on his injury troubles, the brochure contains a strong rebuttal from Owen's medical adviser, stating his" injury prone" reputation is “nonsense." This coming from the same doctor that treated Craig Bellamy, Kieron Dyer, Damien Duff, and Dean Ashton at various stages of his career. I'm sure West Ham and Manchester City will be delighted with his services.

Despite this claim, the dossier details a catalogue of problems Michael sustained, Owen's representatives expect us to believe he will rekindle his previous goal scoring heights, whilst simultaneously shake the niggling injuries that have plagued and hampered him over recent years. So, does past performance reflect future performance, or not? Apparently it does with goals, but not with injuries.

I don't doubt that Michael Owen used to be a fantastic goal scorer, and I'm sure that he could go on to have a degree of success with the right club. But his wage demands are ludicrous. How he can claim to be one of the best strikers in the world whilst also flirting with Hull City astounds me.

But on the plus side, he is “never late for training," and that's worth £100k a week of anyone's money.

 

Vote Now! - Author Poll

Would you take a gamble and sign Owen if you were a Premier League manager?

  • Yes
  • Yes, if he agreed to play for £3.50 a week
  • No
  • I am a Premier League manager
  • Gambling is haram
  • I happen to think that brochure was very professional (and do not represent Michael Owen, honestly)
  • I don't live in Hull, have a spray-on tan, or think Owen is a "current international"
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Results - Author Poll

Would you take a gamble and sign Owen if you were a Premier League manager?

  • Yes

    35.7%
  • Yes, if he agreed to play for £3.50 a week

    32.1%
  • No

    10.7%
  • I am a Premier League manager

    7.1%
  • Gambling is haram

    0.0%
  • I happen to think that brochure was very professional (and do not represent Michael Owen, honestly)

    0.0%
  • I don't live in Hull, have a spray-on tan, or think Owen is a "current international"

    14.3%
  • Total votes: 56
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