The Truth About The T.V. Show FanArchy

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The Truth About The T.V. Show FanArchy
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Well, I watch it every week on Versus  and here's what you're gonna' get:

Jersey Joker - A big, fat, Yankees Freak that wears black paint under his eyes. He does nothing but scream the whole entire time and it gets kind of annoying.

The Sulleys - Two (Middle-Aged) Patriots and Celtics Nuts that paint themeselves and the host (Zack) is constantly harassing them about still having their virginity.

Ray Ray - This kid is no older than 14 - He can't be. He is the only serious one which is why I hate him because he annoys me, with his seriousness. He is obsessed with Kobe Bryant and Tiger Woods. God!! Just make this stupid little 8-year old go away!!

Buffalo Soldier - This guy knows a lot about sports and he is also hilarious. He does stupid little motions with his hands and makes notecards and holds them up to the screen.

Double D-Fense - The best Goddamn thing about this friggin' show, man!! Two hot girls that love to talk about sports. Need I say more??

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