Throughout the NBA season, Shaqtin' a Fool—named thus after a former NBA center whose name I shouldn't have to waste my energy typing (OK, I've already typed a bunch of words, it's Shaquille O'Neal)—has lent a bit of ludicrous levity to what can be a trying season of serious competition.
The segment "rewards" NBA players for what we're going to call "Unbridled Basketball Stupidity in the Service of Comedic Excellence."
On Wednesday, Shaq revealed his season MVP. There was an easel and everything:
Poor Kendrick Perkins. Lucky for us (and bubonic plague-unlucky for Perk), some saint has gone ahead and compiled all of Kendrick's 2013-14 bloopers into one dastardly compilation.
While we sincerely hope you enjoy, please do not operate a motor vehicle or heavy machinery after watching this video. Come to think of it, don't even operate a down pillow: