The party hasn't officially started until 78-year-old FIFA head honcho/talking buffoon dances to "El Tango de la Muerte" with a Brazilian model.
Sepp. Blatter. Dancing.
That's exactly what he did at the opening bit of FIFA's annual congress on Tuesday night with Fernanda Lima.
Can he move? Don't worry, we've slowed it down for you.
Unfortunately, it's only our second favourite Sepp Blatter-related video of all time. He'll never top this gem.