"Purin the Super Beagle" may have Landon Donovan-like qualms about being left at home for the World Cup.
Not only does she have ridiculous skills, but she's ridiculously cute, too.
It's a deadly combination. Just ask Fernando Torres about it before he lost track of the former.
The Tokyo native naturally starts off her show of skill donning a the shirt of the Samurai Blue. According to her Facebook page, Purin—"pudding" in English—even has her own agent!
Oh, those prima donna footballing puppies.