The Hottest Octagon Girls of Past and Present

Yes, there have been plenty of slideshows created to showcase the beauty of the Octagon Girls, I can think of no better way to get all of you excited about it then by saluting the women that make us pay attention even when men aren't beating the crap out of each other.

Here are the beautiful UFC Octagon Girls of Past and Present.

Rachelle Leah

Although Rachelle no longer walks the ring letting people know what round it is (and let's face it, the number was the last thing you were looking at), she has stuck close to the UFC, hosting UFC All Access.

She was a favorite of my UFC fans, and we can all rejoice because, while we won't be seeing her in her Octagon Girl bikini anymore, we can expect plenty of half-naked pictures for various modeling jobs for the foreseeable future.

Because Rachelle Leah is a great humanitarian. She bares because she cares.

Edith Labelle

Edith Labelle says on the UFC website that her goal in life is to have a successful real estate career.

As you can see from the picture, she already knows the number one rule in real estate.

Location. Location. Location.

Anne Rivera

Former Octagon Girl Rivera had all of the qualities needed to be a successful ring girl.

She was smoking hot, she could count, she could hold things, and she could walk while holding things.

It's not everyday you find someone so multi-talented.

Amber Nichole Miller

Miller is another former ring girl. On her MySpace she has the phrase, "Live like there is no 2moro..... Because today could be the 'Best Day of Your Life.'"

Basically, she is saying that you should try to sleep with her because she might say yes.

What? That's not what you read from that? Must just be me.

Arianny Celeste

Arianny is one of the most beautiful women at UFC. Unfortunately, she's not terribly coordinated; as you can see, sometimes she even misses her mouth when she tries to drink water.

Incredibly, UFC hired her anyway. I can't possibly see why.

Ali Sonoma

Ali left UFC to pursue her true dream—acting. So far she has been on The Mole and appeared in a movie called Say Goodnight that no one has ever heard of.

Why can't beautiful women just stick to being beautiful? Why do they have to try doing other things?

Ali, your role in life is to be on television wearing next to nothing for male viewers to enjoy. Please just accept that.

Logan Stanton

In case you were to go UFC's website and check out Logan's bio, you might get the impression that you had a chance with her.

For the benefit of all the men out there, I'll interpret her turn-ons for you.

A nice smile (tattoos), confidence (a motorcycle), intelligence (muscles), and a good sense of humor (more muscles).