WWE/TNA Presents: The Bash: Age Of Orton or Age Of Punk? Monster's Ball

This is a co-promotion between myself, Scott Beeby, and Adam Roberts. This is my last WWE/TNA article...until after the summer break. Taking my position for the summer is none other than "Iceman" Adrian Staehle. He could take my position permanently.

"When Angels Fly Away" by Cold plays.

Joey Styles: Hello, wrestling fans! This is it; The Bash! I'm Joey Styles, alongside Don West, and the matches for this event are amazing! Here is the list:

Monster's Ball: Raven vs. Abyss vs. Sabu vs. Kane vs. Tommy Dreamer

Team 3D(c) vs. The Hardy Boyz- WWE Smackdown Tag Team Championship

Bobby Lashley vs. Jeff Jarrett vs. Nigel McGuiness- United States Championship

Rey Mysterio(c) & Evan Bourne vs. The Brian Kendrick & The Paul London- Intercontinental Championship

Rob Van Dam vs. Shelton Benjamin- Legends Championship

Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels- Special Guest Referee (Stone Cold)

Christian(c) vs. Mick Foley- ECW Championship

Edge vs. Kurt Angle (c)- TNA World Heavyweight Championship

Elimination match for the WWE Championship

Maryse's B/R Box 

Maryse: Hello and welcome To Maryse's B/R Box my Guest here today is the WWE Champion CM Punk. Now CM Punk i hear that you and Rhyno have reunited the Badass Punks and May Work as a Team Tonight

CM Punk: These Rumors are true but as Far as me and Rhyno working togerther Tonight well you can Rule That Out.I Am CM Punk i don't Need nobody to help me win because i'm better then Everybody Else....

Triple H Bumps Past Him....

Triple H: Whoa Punk after i'm done With Shawn Michaels i'm Coming after The WWE Championship.So if your Still the Champion at the End of Tonight Then be Careful.
The Camera Fades to black....

ECW Epics Match One: Tommy Dreamer vs. Kane vs. Sabu vs. Abyss vs. Raven - 5 Way Monsters Ball Match
 
The announcer introduces the competitors, one at a time. Kane comes out first with his signature pyrotechnics on stage. The others all come out one at a time with weapons in hand. Dreamer has two kendo sticks, Abyss has a small black bag, Raven has a metal chain wrapped around his upper body, and Sabu has a steel chair wrapped in barbed wire.
 
Everyone is now in the ring and the ref signals for the bell.
 
Immediately after the bell rings, Sabu turns to Raven and hurls his barbed wire wrapped chair into Raven’s face. Raven is totally caught by off guard by the attack and it takes him a few seconds to register what’s just happened. In that time, Sabu charges at Raven but Raven recovers and connects with a drop toe hold on Sabu, which sends him into the middle turnbuckle.
 
Meanwhile, Kane is slowly advancing on Abyss. As soon as Kane gets close enough, Abyss swings his small black bag at Kane, and Kane reels backwards with blood running down his face. Kane looks at the bag in shock as Abyss empties it on the canvas, revealing a pile of broken glass.
 
Kane’s rage is visibly building and he runs full speed at Abyss. Kane raises an arm as he gets to Abyss, trying to hit a clothesline. Abyss counters and hits a huge Black Hole Slam on Kane ON TOP OF THE BROKEN GLASS!!!
 
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