Welcome to a World Cup-themed edition of the Onion Bag—your primary source for weird and wonderful news about the big tournament.
First up today, professor Stephen Hawking isn't a football fan or a betting man, but he's teamed up with a bookmaker to produce a detailed report that could help England to World Cup glory.
Next, we delve into the nostalgia-driven craze of Panini sticker albums. This hobby could be a lot more expensive than you thought.
Finally, Versace has released their World Cup-themed T-shirt. And it is awful. Just awful.