I recently read a Bleacher Report article about baseball players with fun names, and thoroughly enjoyed it. It got me thinking about other names of athletes that make me chuckle every time I hear them.
These are not the names that are funny because they are long or hard to pronounce. These are names that, realistically, are a violation of the athletes' constitutional protection from cruel and unusual punishment, as set forth in the Eighth Amendment. Even the muttering of some of these names would have you ostracized from polite company.
So here are my top 10 dirtiest, foulest, most inappropriate names in sports history. Some of them are pretty graphic...so don't say I didn't warn you.