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It's a Conspiracy, I Tell You!: AFC East Edition (Humor)

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It's a Conspiracy, I Tell You!: AFC East Edition (Humor)
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Notice how Bill Belichick is always looking over his shoulder?

That's because he knows someone is out to get him.

He ain't the only one!

You do remember Spy Gate. That was when Belichick sent the CIA to report back to him on what the St. Louis Rams were doing before the game with them. Eric Magini, who really works for the FBI (heck, he surely can't coach in the NFL!), told me himself why he spilled the beans on BB.

He said, "We can't have the CIA involved in the NFL. They oughta be doing something more important, like getting involved in MLB! Send those steroids players to Gitmo, that's what they should do! So, I had to tell somebody what was going on. You don't expect the CIA to come clean, do you?"

This intrepid Bleacher Report writer goes behind the scenes to report about just how the AFC East teams are conspiring against each other.

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