Alright, buckos and buckettes, which one of you knows the most useless sports information?
I ask because this is the variety of knowledge that separates the Belichicks from the Kiffins in "Name That (Unofficial) Sports Catchphrase"—a competition of wits where the fan who knows the most random and goofy sports phrases wins.
You won't find these catchphrases chiseled in stone above the commissioner's mantle, but each was coined by an athlete or sports figure and is now repeated at random by fans in bars, living rooms and stadiums around the world.
I'll give a tiny hint with each catchphrase and trust you all to resist the temptation to Google. Sound good?
All right, let's start with some softballs.