The Onion Bag: Lallana's Staggering Stag Decision and Arsenal's Crazy New Shirt

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Welcome to the Onion Bag, your source for weird and wonderful football news. 

Firstly on Monday, Bolivian Primera Division side Sport Boys have made a very significant signing: the nation's 54-year-old president, who will play in midfield next season. 

Next up, Adam Lallana ended up missing his own stag do, but the Southampton midfielder has a pretty valid excuse.

Finally, Arsenal have ended their partnership with kit sponsors Nike and have marked 20 years together with a bizarre patchwork of their classic kits. 

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