Do you retire from the game and go fishing? Or stick around and do some deep-sea trolling?
It's a difficult question for many.
Most former athletes can't hang it up and head straight for Alaska, fly pole in hand. Sports are the only thing they know—or at least the only thing keeping them from shoving off into the ocean on a block of ice. So they hang around the sport, and many aren't content to remain on the edges.
That's when some turn to trolling—the act of teasing, deriding or clowning on others for the sake of their own entertainment.
The following is a list of the ex-athletes who have made trolling their way of life. Each was chosen for his penchant for stirring the pot and/or general "LOL NOOBZ" attitude.
These are ex-athlete trolls, and they pwn us all.