We've got one down and two to go, people.
The NFL draft is in the books, and football fans are going about their yearly ceremonies of buying jerseys and patching fist-shaped holes in their drywall. Next up are the NBA and NHL drafts, both of which will occur at the end of June.
In short, we're smack dab in that awkward part of the year where draft analysts and prognosticators try desperately to fill column space with any new observation they can conjure. Phrases like "T-Rex arms" and "solid motor" will soon be making their annual bloom in the predictable places, and it's easy to lose the forest in the weird, buzzword-y flowers.
With that said, here are 20 of the funniest draft moments from NFL, NBA and NHL drafts past, for no other reason than to remind you that glorious things can occur during these selection ceremonies.*
And no, there are no MLB draft moments on this list. Only two of those guys actually go into the league, and I'm pretty sure Selig holds it at a Dave & Busters out of spite.
*This is in no particular order.