Steeler Fans: Do You Need a New Jersey for the '09 Season?

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F.  Do you lead your company fearlessly into any challenge, leveling anyone who impedes your progress?

If you answered yes, I hope that you have recently been promoted because you are the type of person who will look amazing in a Hines Ward jersey.

5.  Are you a person who has risen from nowhere to distinguish yourself with your outstanding accomplishments?  

If you answered yes, go to G.  If no, skip to question six.

G.  Was your determination to succeed under-girded by the guidance of a wise co-worker in a position of mentor ship?

If you answered yes, invest in a Willie Parker jersey.  Maybe go the extra mile and get a SB XL version since that game featured Willie's record-breaking 75-yard TD run.  If you answered no, go to H.

H.  Did you have to make an extra effort, compiling a list of failed attempts before you climbed to the top of your profession? 

Your work has paid off, you have definitely earned the right to wear the jersey of James Harrison.  You also should invest in a SB XLII version of the jersey, since Harrison broke Parker's Super Bowl record that day with an 100-yard gallop down the field for a defensive touchdown.

6.  Last on my list is the person who marches to their own unique beat.  Either ahead of or behind the times, this person exists in the now but lives in another time.  If this is you, go to I.

I.  Were you a trendsetter back in your day?  Have you always had an eye for quality and talent, yet still have some nostalgia for the way things were done during your heyday?

If you answered yes, you will stand out from the crowd in your brand new authentic Joe Greene jersey, as you proudly represent the only Steeler player to own all six Super Bowl rings.  If you answered no, go to J.

J.  Well, you haven't found your jersey yet so you must be the individual who looks to the future.  You're a person who throws their weight behind the speculation of an organization whole-heartedly.  You are the fan who shows up to training camp in your Ziggy Hood jersey, regardless of the scorching July heat.

If you have completed the quiz and still do not see the jersey that suits your personality, may I suggest that you pay attention to the player who makes you cheer the loudest, or jump the highest, and invest.

Someday we'll look back at the jerseys that we wore in '09 and be amused by how charming and naive we looked without our shoulder pads!

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