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Jadeveon Clowney Speaks on His Celebrity Crush, Says He's 'Coming' for Rihanna

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Dan CarsonTrending Lead WriterJanuary 9, 2017

Hear those footsteps, Rihanna? That’s the sound of a 266-pound defensive end coming to sweep you off your feet. Or something along those lines.

According to Josh Kendall of The State (h/t Kenley Young of Fox Sports), Jadeveon Clowney has developed a sizable crush on the 26-year-old pop singer.

Clowney revealed his desires at a predraft event in New York City on Wednesday when reporters inquired if he had a celebrity crush.

So be warned, Rihanna. Clowney is coming to sack you in the backfield. We’re talking a huge loss, here.

This may come as ominous news to Drake, Rihanna’s supposed/purported/implied boyfriend. Young agrees that there are a few men in line ahead of the defensive end.

“It is unclear how Chris Brown and/or Drake may feel about this development,” Young writes. “But any guy who has a problem with Clowney's crush may just want to go ahead and keep quiet about it anyway.”

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Indeed, you couldn’t stack enough Drakes horizontally to keep Clowney from Rihanna. It’s not physically possible, even for a man so large and visible in the media.

As the projected No. 1 overall draft pick, Clowney is in for a big payday and more media attention than ever this fall. Whether that’s of any consequence to someone like Rihanna—well, I have no idea.

What I do know is, 90 percent of the male population is seeking the singer’s attention, and Clowney could flatten, stomp and hammer toss the rest of us out of the way at a moment’s notice.

You’ve been warned, Rihanna. Clowney is coming for you. 

 

The seven-day forecast for Drake's diary? Rain.

 

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