Welcome to the Onion Bag, your one-stop shop for weird and wonderful football news.
First up today we bring you news from Craven Cottage, where Fulham's relegation has been blamed on the absence of the King of Pop.
Next we check in with Wilfried Zaha, who has some very interesting underwear to show us.
Finally, it's over to Wolverhampton, where a local swimming pool has paid a bizarre tribute to their League One-winning side.
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