The Five People I Wouldn't Want to Fight from the NBA, NHL, Boxing, and MMA

Today I watched a documentary on Bruce Lee. He's scary; I mean, he is really terrifying. That got me thinking, who would I be most scared to get in a fight with?

I started thinking of MMA first. Then after that, I thought, "Wow, there are some real badasses in the NHL." That got me thinking about the NBA, and from then on the NFL.

Finally, I came to the conclusion that if I went into MMA, I might as well count every sport. So that's how this list came to be.

Honorable Mention

Anderson Silva has some of the meanest clinches I have seen. He completely destroyed Rich Franklin. If I had to get in a Muay Thai fight with him, I'd be out like a light—so would just about everyone else.

5. Martial Arts

Bruce Lee was the most amazing man in the history of the world. You know those Chuck Norris jokes everyone used to crack? Well, they might be true if they were about Bruce Lee. If you don't believe me for some odd reason, look at this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHKb0kuTiGw

He's is possibly the scariest thing I have ever seen. Now, I know he was a caring person. So that only puts him at No. 5.

There was a story with Jackie Chan that was about Bruce Lee. He said that one time Bruce had hit him in the side of the head and cut Chan on the side of the face. He instantly ran to Jackie, stopping the scene they were in and seeing if he was OK. Jackie was the stuntman in the movie.

He also had amazing speed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MObvMKtfL1w

4. NBA

Ron Artest—I mean, what can I say. He whipped a fan's a** for throwing something at him, and he is constantly in the face of other players. The dude is ghetto.

He also may be crazy. But that's for you to determine.

3. NHL

Tie Domi—the man is a complete menace, and I love him. He is the meanest S.O.B I ever saw play the game. Look at this; he's a monster:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytC3JxQcDWA

Now the difference with Tie and others is that Tie doesn't give a F&@# about your personal well-being. A fan was yelling at him, and he beat the living hell out of the fan.

2. Boxing

Muhammad Ali—this fight of me against him would be a one-hitter quitter. I mean, he would most likely hit me in the face, putting me in a coma and making me be a vegetable for the rest of my life.

But really, the man is a great. I am deathly afraid of him though. Even if he was in a wheelchair, I'd be afraid.

1. MMA

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f2/classic-epic-fights-926112/index4.html

Original picture found there^^

Royce Gracie is a machine. There is no possible way that this man is, well, a man. Look at the video below. He hyper-extends his elbow and doesn't ever flinch or make an expression.

http://s107.photobucket.com/albums/m319/shadynote/?action=view¤t=UFC60MattHughesVsRoyceGracie05-27-0.flv

Then there is this video showing his highlights.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHYtG6WpyCE

I hope these videos show you just how truly terrifying this man is.