“Hey, Mexicools!” Harris says. “Fire up your tractors and ride on out here! Vamonos!”
PROJECT 73 IMPOSED!
Instead, JASON LE BLANC’s music hits as Project 73 banners fall from the ceiling.
“Hey Gorman,” he says, “No more fantasy wrestling articles. Get in here and wrap this up!"
Gorman enters the ring and takes the mic.
“Well, I was going to keep this going for about eight or 10 shows. I wasn’t planning who would win the cup. I was just booking it show to show, and then their Final 4 teams would get to compete for the Cup, each adding two new members for the finals.
"Tonight, Mr. Kennedy was supposed to come out here for an ambulance match to prove how tough he is. Of course, now that’s not going to happen."
(Crowd boos Gorman)
“Hey, don’t boo me. Boo him!"
(Crowd boos Le Blanc)
“So more than one person was going to answer Mr. Kennedy’s challenge. Sonjay Dutt was coming out first, but then Ballz Mahoney was going to take him out with a chair. Ballz was coming to the ring, and then Kanyon takes him out with a Kanyon cutter.”
“Kennedy hits the Lambeau Leap on Kanyon to the floor, and meanwhile Villanos IX and X are helping him load all three bodies into the ambulance. The Villanos unmask as SNITSKY and MOLLY HOLLY.”
So the next week we have the NBA lottery, and Kennedy is all proud that 10 of the 16 teams have put in their ping-pong balls. The winner of the lottery is the Big Shots, but Hardcore Holly selects Molly with the No. 1 pick!
Too Cool gets the second pick and they take Umaga! Kennedy is really getting mad now.
Finally, the Future Endeavors select Kennedy. They have a match between Ryan Braddock and Kizarny to see who will get cut from the team.
Kizarny wins, and the rest of the team tells Braddock, in unison, “Best of luck in your Future Endeavors!”
The final four teams would be the Big Shots, the n.W.o., the Mexicools, and Team Big League. John McChesney and manager Larry Sweeney, throughout the season will have gradually influenced Joey Mercury, Amazing Red, and Paul London to wrestle like heels, and they win the Cup!
Team Big League goes to the podium for the TTW Cup presentation ceremony. The lights will go out (this is B/R, after all) and when they came on, everyone would assume that I was about to present the Cup.
Gradually, the fans would realize that it was not me, but actually JOEY STYLES presenting the Cup to Team Big League!
Not only that, Styles would say that Team Big League, the Big Shots, Mexicools, and the n.W.o. had all been promoted to the WWE, and that they would compete against two WWE teams in a Total Team Wrestling series that would replace Superstars.
Joey and I would commentate together, of course.
Finally, the two WWE teams would be introduced. They are:
THE BRITISH and IRISH LIONS
William Regal
Finlay
Paul Birchall
DJ Gabriel
THE JUNG DRAGONS
Jamie-San (Jamie Noble)
Jimmy Yang
Brian Danielson
Low-Ki
So, this would all be a lot of fun. So let’s just end with a big battle royale. Bye!
John McChesney wins and celebrates with his No. 1 fan (and the No. 1 fan of Total Team Wrestling), Dan Telek.
We are desperately out of time! We gotta go!
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