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The final day of the Championship season brought plenty of late drama, with Birmingham escaping relegation and Brighton earning a play-off place with last-minute goals. Reading fans didn't get the memo about the Seagulls' effort, meaning they staged an accidental celebratory pitch invasion.
Next, we head to Italy where a Guardian journalist's comments have caused a bit of a furore—and a dig at Geordie Shore.
Finally, somebody needs to tell Australian newspaper MX that Louis van Gaal and Harold Bishop are not the same person.