Of course, Atletico went on to thrash Chelsea and knock the London side out of the Champions League.
Given Torres' penchant for not scoring since his £50 million move to Chelsea, the Internet was always going to have a field day with Torres in the aftermath.
Enter TALKSport. They did everyone the courtesy of "translating" a Torres interview.
Highlights include: Torres bemoaning his own quality, apologising for the goal, lambasting Jose Mourinho's tactics and his interviewer labeling him as "technically worthless."