Some Kentucky Derby fans have been waiting a whole year to bust out their ridiculously large hats, so let's humor them and gawk in their direction.
It's time once again to enjoy the most exciting two minutes in sports, featuring a bunch of horses galloping on their much-ballyhooed run for the roses.
It's a time for fun, laughter, mint juleps and hats—a veritable cavalcade of crazy chapeaus.
Here is just a brief breakdown of the best and worst from the 2014 iteration of the Kentucky Derby. As you will soon see, even the truly awful are pretty darn great.