Congratulations to likely future Norwich Player of the Season Carlo Nash!
Haven't heard of Nash? It's OK, neither have we.
The Englishman is currently the relegation-fighters' third-string goalkeeper. He hasn't made a single Premier League appearance this season. In fact, the 40-year-old Englishman hasn't made a Premier League appearance since a stint on loan with Stoke in 2008.
But he's currently winning the Player of the Season voting, which will conclude on May 11.
Unfortunately for the cynical or sarcastic voters, Nash will turn down the award.
But fortunately, even if the Canaries are relegated, he'll have plenty of time to to continue on with his flourishing career in honeymoon publishing.