Welcome to the Onion Bag, your one-stop shop for weird and wonderful football news.
First up today, Dani Alves took a bite out of racism on Sunday when he decided to enjoy a banana that was thrown to him during Barcelona's trip to Villarreal. Now, the Brazilian fullback has the support of players all around the world and the Brazilian president.
Next up, we head to Huddersfield Town, where Adam Clayton has grown a tremendous beard—and dyed it blue and white for charity.
Finally, we end up in MLS where a Columbus Crew striker has taken product endorsement to the next level by getting a pizza slice shaved in his head.