In the above clip, presented in association with Arsenal, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain and Carl Jenkinson talk football over a pot of tea. Some brilliant banter ensues.
"The only thing I can't do is head," says the Ox. "I'm quick—I'm quicker than you," he boasts.
Jenkinson's riposte is strong.
"I'd win the 100 metres, 200, 400, 800, 1,500, marathon—whatever you want. The only one you'd win would be the 60," he says.
We also learn that Jenkinson's dad is known as 'Desert Storm' Steve, in light of his choice of jackets.
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