5 Creative Moves the Kansas City Chiefs Can Pull on Draft Day

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5 Creative Moves the Kansas City Chiefs Can Pull on Draft Day
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Roughly two weeks from now, the gridiron gods will spare Americans, particularly Kansas City Chiefs fans, from their torturous football fasting and grant them draft day. 

May 8 will kick off a communal roller coaster ride. A three-day conclave where tables will become prayer circles for secondaries and second religions; where emotions will seesaw and ears will ring with "You don't pay enough attention to me" echoes; where decisions will be swarmed with air-punching praise or drowned in head-holding boos.

"Team X" is on the clock. 

A countdown lights the fuse, iPhones are idled, veins clog with endless anxiety and... silence permeates the room, friends turn to you with deer-in-the-headlights confusion and "that drunk guy" slurs something that sounds like a confused Scooby Doo.  

The trade. 

Every year, fans know it's bound to happen; they're just clueless as to who will headline it. 

This season, said author may be Chiefs general manager John Dorsey. 

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