We all know a rivalry. Tiger v. Mickelson, Wings v. Avalanche, Lakers v. Celtics. They happen, and they will always be in my mind what make sports enjoyable. Sometimes these feuds get out of hand and spill out into the field, which I usually think is hilarious. Sometimes they'll start for no stupid reason, more often then not its some smack talk that fires it up. Sometimes it takes a cup being throw at you to get you started. But here in the Octagon of sports rivalries is where these rivals can finally put it to rest.
I think we all know how this went down, and how it started. But if you don't put this in the address bar--http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHZGfKYr3ik
Now it's time for the fight---Ron Artest put's a smack down on the fan in the first round. Ron comes out swinging and connects. The fan drops and Artest grounds and pounds until KO. The fans mother throws her drink at Artest. Ron jumps out of the octagon and begins to stomp out the old woman.
The great rivalry. Kobe v. Shaqueil. David v. Goliath. This is going to be a quick fight. No upsets here.
The Fight---Shaq prevails over Kobe. Shaq sticks to ancient teaching of Shaq-Fu and makes Bryant tap in the first round. How? Shaq grabs Kobe's kick to the ribs and judo throws him. He then puts his A** in Kobe's face and yells "How's My a** taste?"
This is coming out of a steroid scandal. Cansaco accused A-Rod of using steroids. Which makes Cansaco the biggest hypocrite in the history of the MLB. This fight should be a good one.
The Fight----Cansaco and A-Rod meet up evenly until Cansaco's corner feeds him some HGH. This infuriates A-rod and the fight goes into the 2nd round. Halfway through A-rod lands an A-Bomb on Cansaco's chin and down goes Jose. A-rod begins to ground and pound Jose but Cansaco grabs his arm. Cansaco rolls into an arm-bar and forces A-Rod to tap.
Winner: Jose Caansaco
I don't think that there is a feud here but hey what do I know? I just want to see what happens when you put Tiger in a ring with Micky.
The Fight-----Tiger comes out stalking Mickleson. Mickleson watches Tiger for awhile and then comes out swinging like a Taylor made golf club. Tiger uses his Tiger Style Kung Fu to dodge all of Mickleson's attacks.End of 1st round. Woods jumps on Mickleson and try for the take down but has no luck. End of the 2nd round. Mickleson starts hacking away at Tigers knee. This unleashes the beast in Woods. He strikes Mickleson in the nose and KO's him in the 3rd round.
I don't know much about Tennis, but what I do know is that these to have a rivalry you can't look away from. From what I've seen in tennis Federer is whiny B****. Nadal takes losing like a man. I wonder whats going to happen in the fight.
The Fight-----Not much in the 1st round at all. They just stand in their corners, look at each other, and shuffle back and fourth. End of the 1st round. Federer comes out and tries scratching Nadal and pulling his hair. Big John deducts 2 points. Nadal comes out livid at Federer. Nadal punches him in the face twice and Federer starts crying.