West Ham striker Andy Carroll gleefully highlighted an interview with George McCartney this week, in which his team-mate was asked to name the vainest Hammer and the player with the worst banter in the current squad.
Said McCartney of Kevin Noble:
It's not that his is the worst banter, but I would pick Nobes (Mark Noble), because all he does is go along with what Nobby (Kevin Nolan) says and laughs.
Nolan was also named by McCartney as the vainest Hammer.
To accompany his Instagram post (above), England striker Carroll wrote, "Well said by Gmac, so true."