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First up, PAOK and Olympiakos faced off in a Greek Cup semi-final this week, but the match was delayed by an excessive use of flares—and a bucket of fish.
Next we head to England, where Matt Jarvis has received criticism for not diving, and Brendan Rodgers is all about sporting integrity.
Finally, Gareth Bale scored a stunning goal in the Copa del Rey Final on Wednesday and celebrated by having a Twitter chat with a football.
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