Former University of Kentucky signal-caller Jared Lorenzen earned the nickname "Hefty Lefty" during his playing days for his enormous size, especially for a quarterback. Lorenzen recently reemerged in the public eye after videos showed he was still playing football despite weighing approximately 320 pounds.
In light of the recent development that the NCAA would allow Division I student-athletes to receive unlimited meals and snacks, Lorenzen chimed in with a wisecrack about his weight:
Never change, Pillsbury Throwboy. Never change.