"The Top Five Worst Sports to Watch On TV"
I really don't know. Sometimes, I sit down at the TV, and the worst sports are on, and I really have nothing interesting to do. Well, one day, I compiled a list of the Top Five Worst Sports to Watch on TV. Just like this guy sitting down with his arms over his head yawning, I sat down, and got to work with a couple of cokes, a magazine, and a huge bundle of chocolates to keep me awake through this strenuous day. I hope you enjoy, cuz I spent a big, boring chunk of my life to share this with you.
I'm sorry to all the Baseball fans. But really, be serious with yourself's. Common! You watch a guy hit a ball with a bat and run around in a circle. That's why they put beer at baseball games so that people wouldn't fall asleep of boredom by the 7th inning stretch. At home, well, it might be a bit bettter with some, um, nevermind.... next slide!
Woah, they made a left turn! Holy guacamole! He stopped for a pit stop! Man, he needs some gas in that car! Woah, those assistants really know how to refill that car fast! Well, that basically explains NASCAR.
I don't know about you, but when I watch soccer, my couch seems more and more comfortable! It takes a half an hour to get a goal scored! I'm not gonna wait that long for someone to hit a ball into a net...I'm sorry!
Hockey. Hockey. Hockey. Yekcoh. Well, this one's an easy one. I can't wait for a few skaters to score a goal after a period. Sometimes it gets intense at the end of games, and some hits are pretty awesome, which is why I didn't put it number 1.
I hate watching golf. I think not only is it the worst sport to watch, but its the worst sport to play. I hate watching for such a long time how they hit a little ball into a little hole. It makes me jealous to see them outside playing on a beautiful course while I'm staying home on an icky sticky day. Wow, I hope every person in the world agrees.