The 2014 Masters got underway in the exact way we have come to expect, with three golf legends teeing off in one of sports' more wonderful traditions. Now we feel spoiled, because that was just one of the cooler stories this week.
Welcome back to another rousing edition of all things that are right and marvelous in the sports world. I will be your host, the guy with a smile on his face and a skip in his step.
Really, this is just a breakdown of the coolest stories from the week that was, a veritable Stefan Urquelle flashing swagger all over the living room.
We all love a good story, so please feel free to chime in with something we may have missed. Otherwise, kick up your feet and prepare for a healthy dose of awesome.