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Braun Commits (Dating) Error

Right Field BleachersCorrespondent IJune 28, 2016

Ryan Braun and his girlfriend Andreena Clarke reportedly have broken up (according to this Kiss FM blog).

As legions of female Brewers fans celebrate across our great state and beyond, I have to admit I’m less than thrilled about the news. No, not because my fiance is one of the thousands of women who will now lustfully thrust themselves upon Braun at the next possible opportunity in an attempt to rip one of those god-awful Remetee shirts right off him, revealing his 86 pack of abs.

I mean, she is probably one of those, but I’ve grown to accept it.

What bothers me about the break up is that I will no longer get the chance to see sporadic photos of Braun’s former arm candy, Andreena Clarke. And that’s a damn shame.

As Ryan undoubtedly embarks on a sexual conquest falling somewhere between the coital accomplishments of Wilt Chamberlain and the erotic exploits of Johnny’s twisted imagination, I can’t help but feel like we were just getting to know Andreena.

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